Some time ago my grandparents got me a highchair to use in their house. Its been standing there for a while and being a good granddaughter that I am, I volunteered to put it together.  I came up with an easy five step assembly instructions that will work for any furniture assembly.

Step 1: Unpack everything

Step 2: Find the most interesting part and see if it tastes as good as it looks

Step 3: Find a part that looks like it will make the most noise, slam it as hard as you can

Step 4: Take a lunch break

Step 5: Try to combine the two aforementioned parts together for a bigger effect

Viola! And you are done :)