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Brooklyn children’s museum

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Out with parents

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I thought it would be fun to bring both of my parents to a playground and show them around. They are very ignorant and don’t know where all the fun things are, like the swings or a slide. I will have to bring them back next weekend, to make sure that they remembered what I taught them.

Potty time

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A big gift box under the tree contained an unusual object. Smooth and white, with a hole for a seat, its neither a chair nor a bouncy seat, and it doesn’t require a diaper. Parents make funny noises when they sit me on it and tell me I’ve produced some successful results.

First real breakfast

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Let me tell you, its not easy to eat from a spoon, I had to change all my clothes afterwards, as spoons are so messy. I tried dipping my fingers into the plate and then licking them, surely it would have been easier, but parents said “no”. I also tried sticking my tongue out and licking the plate, just like Pixel has showed me, but parents said “no” again. Trying to  knock the spoon out and flipping the plate did not deter my parents either, and they persisted to spoon-feed me. Overall, rice cereal is not so bad. I think we will try again tomorrow.