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Perfecting breakfast

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I have become a real expert in eating with a spoon and my technique is almost impeccable. When the food is sticky – I blow bubbles. When the food is cold – I push it out with my tongue. When the food is colorful – I get as much of it on my fingers as I can and paint everything in sight. When I am full I store some in my cheeks and when the time is right I make a raspberry sound and irrigate the surroundings. When I really want to make an impression, I wait till the spoon is right by my lips and I sneeze and sneeze.

First real breakfast

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Let me tell you, its not easy to eat from a spoon, I had to change all my clothes afterwards, as spoons are so messy. I tried dipping my fingers into the plate and then licking them, surely it would have been easier, but parents said “no”. I also tried sticking my tongue out and licking the plate, just like Pixel has showed me, but parents said “no” again. Trying to  knock the spoon out and flipping the plate did not deter my parents either, and they persisted to spoon-feed me. Overall, rice cereal is not so bad. I think we will try again tomorrow.